2008
05.11

wikipedia 180x250 Wikipedia equals Fail   Death to the Open Encyclopedia

It’s amaz­ing to think that just about ‘any­one’ can write an arti­cle about ‘any­body’ or ‘any­thing’ on Wikipedia.

Is it just me, or does that con­cept seem faulty at best? The only advan­tage of this sys­tem is that masses of infor­ma­tion can be quickly writ­ten and updated — but that does not nec­es­sar­ily mean that the peo­ple edit­ing or admin­is­ter­ing this web­site are so-called ‘experts’ in the fields they are editing.

The Wikipedia sys­tem, although extremely pop­u­lar at the moment has the word FAIL writ­ten all over it. I argue that it is a good place for ref­er­ence, but peo­ple MUST remem­ber (and must not for­get) to take the arti­cles posted there very lightly.

While I believe in the var­i­ous ten­e­ments of demo­c­ra­tic prin­ci­ple, I also think that peo­ple left to their own devices will often come to the wrong Pavlov­ian responses and con­clu­sions. Peo­ple by nature con­gre­gate around what they per­ceive to be as facts. And what is even scarier is that peo­ple tend to believe what they see being writ­ten or reported.

In order to ‘resolve’ what inac­cu­ra­cies the gen­eral pub­lic can intro­duce into Wikipedia, Wikipedia nom­i­nates admin­is­tra­tors. Unfor­tu­nately, these admin­is­tra­tors are STILL NOT experts — if you ever fol­lowed the back pages of Wikipedia admin­is­tra­tion (for which most of it is clearly vis­i­ble through log­ging in, hunt­ing and peck­ing around), you will encounter a very biased, nepo­tis­tic envi­ron­ment in which these admins are chat­ting about per­sonal lives — attend­ing par­ties, social events, and what-not. This is the ‘User’ or ‘Talk’ sec­tion of Wikipedia — the back-end to its mechan­i­cal inner-workings.

In my opin­ion, these admin­is­tra­tors are in NO posi­tion to be mon­i­tor­ing each other or nom­i­nat­ing oth­ers. It’s hard to elect a fair, unbi­ased party of ‘admin­is­tra­tors’ that are impar­tial to judge­ment or the opin­ions of oth­ers in such an inces­tu­ous atmosphere.

Wikipedia does ‘imple­ment’ guide­lines, but I will dis­cuss that in a moment.

To add to the rea­sons why the con­cept of Wikipedia fails, peo­ple (these edi­tors in par­tic­u­lar) gen­er­ally are ‘fat, dumb, and happy’ for a cou­ple of reasons:

  1. They fol­low group men­tal­ity and group beliefs.
  2. They don’t objec­tively find out facts for themselves.

A few years ago when Wikipedia first started, I posted some arti­cles about myself for three main reasons:

  1. I was get­ting asked for inter­views due to the field that I am in.
  2. Just gen­eral infor­ma­tion — there’s a lot of incor­rect infor­ma­tion on the web about peo­ple and I thought this would help put an end to incor­rect top­ics relat­ing to my work.
  3. Rank­ings. I’m not going to lie — part of my moti­va­tion was to increase rank­ings within Google. Google views Wikipedia (fail) as a high rank­ing ‘author­ity web­site’ which means any link from Wikipedia, boosts the impor­tance of those linked web­sites and your rank­ing increases.

I couldn’t have been more wrong about #2.

  1. Within a mat­ter of a day the arti­cle which I had writ­ten about myself was rewrit­ten by some­body else. WTF.
  2. Within a few days of that, some­body else changed that arti­cle. Dou­ble WTF.
  3. Some­one even­tu­ally intro­duced improper gram­mar into the arti­cle. Please note: I know this par­tic­u­lar web­site is full of improper gram­mar and badly for­mat­ted — I’m just rush­ing through writ­ing posts here. But a lit­tle back­ground about myself, I have worked in the edi­to­r­ial depart­ments of some of the world’s largest and most famous pub­lish­ing groups. And when it comes times to make an arti­cle ‘nice and pretty’, I can deliver that if so desired I just have bet­ter things to do most of the time.
  4. Sev­eral years later, the orig­i­nal arti­cle I wrote about myself mor­phed into a for­mer shell of the orig­i­nal self. It was still rec­og­niz­able, but words became com­pletely twisted around. I wish I had saved copies for comparison.

Now recently, there seems to be some major activ­ity going on behind Wikipedia. I’m see­ing a large influx of dele­tions and changes within their top­ics. In par­tic­u­lar, the arti­cle I had writ­ten about myself was deleted. You may ask why this was deleted? The rea­son­ing was:

  1. Per­son is not notable.
  2. No ref­er­ences from an ency­clo­pe­dia to this individual.

Let’s address #1. Per­son is not notable. F** You. Okay — I can live with the con­cept that I am not famous, but I do have a long line of con­tri­bu­tions in my field. I’m not brag­ging. I am not show­ing off. I am just stat­ing the obvi­ous in my line of work. Chances are that you haven’t heard of me and that’s fine. But who and what deter­mines ‘what’ is notable?

If you do a search for any movie star in Hol­ly­wood (and I’m not com­par­ing myself to some­one famous — famous being a com­pletely objective/relative term), I am sure they have an arti­cle writ­ten about them. How is their body of work any more ‘notable’ than the rest of us? Is Brit­ney Spears (listed in Wikipedia) any more important/notable to our daily lives? Does she add any true value to soci­ety? Hell no you fool. You may ‘think’ she does add some­thing to your life, but I argue that she’s truly imper­ti­nent and inconsequential.

And if you do think her or the Olsen Twins is impor­tant to your lives (in the off-chance they aren’t fam­ily mem­bers), then you’ve got some big­ger, much more deeply-seated psy­cho­log­i­cal issues to con­tend with. Check your­self into your local hos­pi­tal ASAP.

Per­haps Brit­ney is notable in the sense that she is con­sid­ered ‘famous.’ Per­haps that is good enough rea­son to list celebri­ties on Wikipedia. Fame how­ever, should not be an indi­ca­tor of whether some­body is worth list­ing in my opinion.

In a nut­shell, these ‘famous’ peo­ple do absolutely noth­ing for us unless they’ve done some­thing mirac­u­lous or pro­found to alter the tra­jec­tory of our lives in a last­ing method. But who are we to judge that — and who the hell are these loser edi­tors over at Wikipedia to judge that?

Let’s address #2. No ref­er­ences from an ency­clo­pe­dia to this indi­vid­ual. Gee whiz. I think the folk over at Wikipedia should just sim­ply cut and paste the arti­cles they find in Brit­tan­ica and call it a day. this clause is a self-defeating con­cept, and a way out of a ‘tight spot.’ Isn’t the point of this online ency­clo­pe­dia to be more infor­ma­tive than what is cur­rently out there in tra­di­tion­ally pub­lished ency­clo­pe­dias??? If I had to turn back over to Brit­tan­ica every time I edited an arti­cle, noth­ing new would be written.

If I have a rec­om­men­da­tion for any of the search engines out there try­ing to do the right thing, take Wikipedia and burn it into the ground. Give it very lit­tle authority.

Yes, I am a lit­tle hurt that some­one called me a nobody. It’s also funny and ironic how when I marked one of their own edi­tors as ‘not notable’, all hell broke loose.

Wikipedia equals fail.

I should also prob­a­bly add — I’m not so much ‘angry’ with the Wikipedi­ans, but I do find their efforts rather fool­ish, ulti­mately deceit­ful, and use­less. It can­not be trusted.

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  1. Nicely put.

    Wikipedia is one of those things I’ve never used nor seen the point of.. Any Tom, Dick or Harry can add stuff there and peo­ple look at it think­ing its a cor­rect answer. Bol­locks says I.

  2. Wikipedia is full of ironies or sim­ply put, Wikipedia is an ironic fail­ure. Best thing that Wikipedia can serve is pop cul­ture. Is has more infor­ma­tion about show busi­ness and porn­stars than any­thing else.

  3. LOL. That’s too funny…

  4. I should add that you are absolutely correct.

    To be hon­est, I still read Wikipedia. You just have to NOT trust it. It is quite amaz­ing that you can’t read about your col­leagues who are actu­ally con­tribut­ing some­thing use­ful or even ben­e­fi­cial to soci­ety, yet you can read about any­one who has had their 5 min­utes of fame on some crap tele­vi­sion show.

    I’m part of a forum that con­tributes to the 3D indus­try, yet most of my fel­low col­leagues will never get rec­og­nized on Wikipedia for their efforts because their edi­tors are sim­ply une­d­u­cated about the top­ics (and quick to delete them as they come across them.) Some of these guys (includ­ing myself) have cre­ated a lot of work for mag­a­zines, books, and the movie indus­try — includ­ing the cre­ation of some tech­niques that have become stan­dard prac­tice within the lat­est movies in Hollywood.

    I’m not brag­ging, but rather stat­ing a fact.

    I not ‘sup­posed’ to write about myself (although noth­ing cur­rently states on Wikipedia that I couldn’t — how­ever it is frowned upon lol), but some other jack­ass that doesn’t even really know me can.

    Oh well. Wikipedia is head­ing in the direc­tion of what is cur­rently pop­u­lar and pre­vi­ously ‘accepted’ — as you have brought up. Much of future his­tory, espe­cially in such an inno­v­a­tive com­puter age that we cur­rently live in, will be lost due to their own actions, inac­tions, inabil­i­ties, and lack of will­ing­ness to do their own research rather than sim­ply hit­ting the ‘delete’ key. The sad part is that future gen­er­a­tions will take the major­ity of these amaz­ing strides for granted, and the edit­ing of these obses­sive com­pul­sive dolts to be held as true.

    You would expect Wikipedia to cover and record every­thing hap­pen­ing within the world as we know it today, but appar­ently this isn’t their pol­icy. Granted, their sys­tem is intended to keep out spam and self-promotion, but as a whole it still fails mis­er­ably. Their edi­to­r­ial sys­tem lacks proper gov­ern­ing author­ity and their review process/criteria is noth­ing but a gigan­tic pop­u­lar­ity contest.

    I sup­pose ‘his­tory’ and ‘notable’ events have always been char­ac­ter­ized by highly unusual cir­cum­stances. Act dumb enough or do some­thing incred­i­bly idi­otic to be on the news (or even Youtube), and you may find your­self listed there along with ‘Kevin Fed­er­line’ and ‘Kato Kaelin’.

    Bet­ter yet, just be a pretty face, smile a lot for the cam­era, and they will include you. ‘Fame’ is their price of admission.

  5. i agree with you. i had the same prob­lem when i tried to inscribe my media com­pany at wikipedia. we are the mar­ket leader for com­mu­nity and town guides in Swiz­er­land. Any dump ger­man so called experts decided to delete my arti­cle and made defama­tion and incom­pe­tent notices.
    On the other side, the same ppl. com­posed arti­cles about incon­sid­er­ably per­sons (maybe friends of them) and com­pa­nies in Germany.

  6. Have youread there is such thing as unen­cy­clo­pe­dia (?) and it’s funny but i don’t know if their tar­get is to make fun of wikipedia. Well, I think it is…

    You are cor­rect with your idea to inform every­one to hate wikipedia. I copied this in one talk wikipedia pages and here is it… at the end the abu­sive edi­tor said sorry behind the lines but it was not reflected here:
    _________________________________________________________________________________
    In fact, the van­ity of wikipedia edi­tors (like you) can already be felt uncon­scious on their(your) part while the other party is suf­fer­ing from hyper­ten­sion because of such stresses. If there are health related rea­sons done by edi­tors of Wikipedia to their clients this has to be voiced out world­wide through the net. Bet­ter Qual­ity Man­age­ment has to be prac­tised! Your posted warn­ing images are ter­ri­fyin­gand demean­ing. How about your being a Croa­t­ian– Singaporean-German? Does that exempt you! You ought not receive the ben­e­fits of the dis­cov­er­ies that ABI awardees are given plus your flock as well as your future gen­er­a­tion. Wikipedia must estab­lish a qual­ity con­trol man­age­ment in deal­ing with clients that includes the younger gen­er­a­tion and the adults. It seems that this wikipedia bruhaha is only for war­ring girls and boys! It has no right trail to fol­low and no ethics to observe. Auto­mat­i­cally “here is for you… you idiot” thing. We are not learn­ing any­thing here when it comes to eth­i­cal val­ues. Instead of mak­ing the insult and all your sur­pris­ing “stu­pid gim­micks” why don’t you help in edit­ing the text… if you are really capa­ble of doing it. That solves the prob­lem. Why talk, talk, talk and here’s for you! As change is the motto of the new Pres­i­dent of the USA, I wish that he will look into this prob­lem as Wikipedia is US based. The US is very much con­cerned about Human Rights and Val­ues World wide, Wikipedia through her edi­tors is not. I think its time to change the Pres­i­dent of Wikipedia… an hon­or­able black one will be good. But the out­go­ing has to be audited for the mil­lions and for human rights vio­la­tions due to mis­man­age­ment of Wikipedia. These are SOPs, isn’t it? I hope that the part of the dona­tion which is now in mil­lions that Wikipedia has received will be devoted to chang­ing your rules and infra­struc­ture so both par­ties will have har­mony and bet­ter qual­ity man­age­ment not the war­ring kind.
    XXXXXXX are you send­ing me new mes­sages? How come that when I open the dis­cus­sion page of XXX there is this post that says I have a new mes­sage! What are you try­ing to insin­u­ate. I can­not find one here. Are you play­ing bad games with me? You edi­tors, you are already of age and you know what respect is . I think you can also be tried in courts by all your clients that you have ter­ri­bly insulted. I don’t think the “cus­tomer is always right” is work­ing here. Harass­ment has started in the US as a law and other coun­tries have adapted it. Don’t tell me that Wikipedia edi­tors are exempted!

    Because they are anony­mous so they can do it. I think this will be one of the changes that Wikipedia will under­take! I saw in TV in the USA a com­pany that men­tions about spe­cific killer genes. Once thrown in public/crowd the indi­vid­ual that will be killed or be badly dam­aged is the indi­vid­ual where this spe­cific killer gene was specif­i­cally tai­lored for and the rest of the peo­ple will not be affected. With all these advances in sci­ence in indi­vid­ual spe­cific tar­get­ing, can we not reveal the names and true iden­tity of these abu­sive anony­mous wikipedia edi­tors? I am sure it is always possible!

    Why do you have to remain anony­mous? How can you use that expe­ri­ence with Wikipedia in case you look for a job or apply at schools or go abroad. Peo­ple will doubt about you. You may be loyal in your work but your employer is not sure of your cre­den­tials espe­cially if he got infor­ma­tion that you were once con­nected with the wikipedia business–e.g. he may think you are “bit­ing” when his back is turned, etc. I think it is much bet­ter if intel­ligience agen­cies by gov­ern­ments like the USA, will pen­e­trate the wikipedia inter­nal sys­tem and iden­tify peo­ple prac­tis­ing human rights vio­la­tion and release their immi­gra­tion his­to­ries for their iden­ti­fi­ca­tion and inform port of entries locally and abroad of their pres­ence. They can even do col­lab­o­ra­tive work with child moles­ters inter­na­tion­ally, how about these wikipedia edi­tors prac­tis­ing harass­ments (this come in var­i­ous forms). They need to be Tagged! Be con­sid­ered as the Most Wanted in this category.

    I just read the so many web sites con­don­ing wikipedia even child pornog­ra­phy. I would sug­gest that some­one will boldly cre­ate a web site where a list of Wikipedia edi­tors who prac­tised harass­ment online as well as vio­la­tors of human rights will be made avail­able world­wide. And for the faults done by Amat­ulic it must be graded to what extent did amat­ulic did that blun­der but it does not exempt her to be included in the pro­posed web site. She has to be included there.

    I hope that there will come a time that edu­ca­tional insti­tu­tions, for most don’t believe in the accu­racy of the infor­ma­tion as dis­cussed in the inter­net and media world­wide or if there are ver­i­fi­able ones, they are just dupli­cates of what were taken from out­stand­ing news­pa­pers as well gov­ern­ments world­wide will con­done the immoral­ity and the human rights vio­la­tions of wikipedia so it will no longer func­tion. Even spon­sors of this “kind”(as decribed above) of wikipedia will also be charged… isn’t it? It’s just like spon­sor­ing some­thing ille­gal. Are they not aware that Wikipedia (this apply to almost all Wikipedia edi­tors that I sup­pose are being encoun­tered by any­one. I believe the vic­tims have the same feel­ings as mine) are tres­pass­ing human val­ues and rights. They donot have respect at all. “It’s a chaotic law­less country.”

    Being shamed in the net for the world­wide audi­ence car­ries a big penalty. There is no law that pro­tects behav­ior. Is there one? Unlike genes. So harass­ment can come in here. It says there is no per­sonal attack but look at what they are doing at the talk page I felt I am stoned. That is a per­sonal attack! How about throw­ing stones at you just like what the other coun­tries are doing to their crim­i­nals in pub­lic parks? This is no joke!

    Instead of using the dona­tions in pro­vid­ing a venue to cre­ate and sup­port this type of “war”, it could have been much bet­ter if the money was pro­vided for the Vic­tims of Katrina!

    The knowl­edge derived from Wikipedia has to be ver­i­fied by a uni­ver­sity pro­fes­sor at least an expert and one still has to spend time going to library in order to com­plete it. So Wikipedia is not really serv­ing its pur­pose. It gives frag­mented infor­ma­tion and it makes the per­son lazy rather than go to the library and make per­sonal con­sul­ta­tions with bonafide experts.

    Pre Decem­ber 25 impor­tant state­ment and reminder
    As my pre Decem­ber 25 state­ment: It is never a priv­i­lege to be a wikipedia user. It cre­ates stresses and vio­la­tions. Well bet­ter try it if you wish! I would sug­gest to Wikipedia Edi­tors that before you post a warn­ing or stamp your warn­ing sign use the words: Please in your first state­ment but at the end of your state­ment don’t for­get the word “Sorry”.

  7. Wikipedia is the “blan­ket” of inse­cure peo­ple because they have some­thing to toil about and make them­selves anony­mously famous.

  8. Wikipedia is the play­ground of Wikipedia Admin­is­tra­tors and Sysops. There are mul­ti­tudes of ‘math­e­mat­i­cal’ arti­cles that are incor­rect or biased. Would it sur­prise you to know the Wikipedia illu­mi­nati is com­prised of sev­eral promi­nent Jews in the admin­is­tra­tion of math­e­mat­ics and sci­en­tific arti­cles? As a result, the arti­cles are incor­rect, biased and slanted accord­ing to the per­spec­tive of this group of edi­tors. As one reviewer stated, every­one should read Wikipedia but do not believe any­thing you read if it is not con­firmed by other reli­able sources. Unfor­tu­nately, too many stu­pid peo­ple accept what Wikipedia pub­lishes as absolute truth, so there will be an abun­dance of sites that say the same thing as Wikipedia. One sim­ply can’t be too careful.

  9. Over the past cou­ple of years, Wikipedia has strived to become bet­ter at fil­ter­ing out its results and entries. I give them credit for their efforts. But one must not for­get that many of these peo­ple are NOT experts in those par­tic­u­lar areas.

    News and pro­pa­ganda out­lets have a habit of report­ing incon­sis­tent and even spread­ing faulty infor­ma­tion as well as even lies.

    I wouldn’t say the site is a con­spir­acy by any means — but mostly a lack of com­plete fac­tual infor­ma­tion intro­duced by human error.